August 17th is kinda like a holiday for me and a few of my friends. Not gonna say why, but those who know me well enough know why. For a couple other of my friends, however, it's a day they would much rather forget. Once again, no details on that part either, sorry. But yeah August 17 is a special day. I wanted to celebrate, but apparently no one else did, except for a select few =(. Oh well, whatever, I know my friends suck at keeping plans but it just sucks more when you're the one planning, feel me? Yeah you feel me.... do i feel good? ;). Haha.
Anyways... one of George Lopez's stand up specials just ended. He's always funny.... in a racist kind of way, but funny still. I need to watch more stand up comedy... I used to watch it all the time but now since I hardly watch tv i never watch it anymore. I'm going to the beach tomorrow for the first time this summer.. about time, huh? Yup, its gonna be 96 degrees, homes... I know, holy shit. Super hot. Like Jessica Alba. There's only one thing that will make me sweat more than tomorrow's weather, and it's her. -Drools-
Haha. I need to really buckle down with the whole Rubes' weight loss challenge thing, man... I haven't been as consistent as I had hoped to be. Fuck. I need to really get with the program. I need to hop on Skinny, the weight loss stallion, and go for a nice dashing ride through the countryside. When i get back, they'll be calling me skinny ... and they'll call the horse Uncle Vanderbilt. Idk why, but they will.... Lmao. But yeah, I've been slacking.
I think names for racehorses are some of the funniest, most random names that people come up with. Besides porn star names. Like for horse names, they're all wierd... some of the ones i remember are Seattle Slew, Funny Cide, and Smarty Jones. I think Smarty Jones should be a name of a good calculator brand or a nickname of a smart kid whose last name is Jones. Now let's see about porn star names... Seymour Butts is a good one I've heard... another one is Luvlee Lemons, haha. Lmao... I just thought of these rapper names my cousin gave to my best friend Bro to use... shit was priceless. The first one he said was "Niggaz Delicious," haha. The next one he said was "Incognegro," lmao. The last, and best one was "Deuce Niggalo: Black Gigolo," Rofllllll. Oh man my cousin is random as shit... and believe me, shit is random, it comes in all shapes and sizes! Lulz.
Wow... I just realized that the band Jimmy Eat World did a cover to the song "Last Christmas." My sister loves that song. Shuffle late at night is the best... A John Legend song came on. He's the man... all his songs are super chill. Like he should be a superhero, with the power to be really, really chilled out. Like take John Legend, fuse him with the Fonz, and then have John Legend-Fonz fuse with Lenny Kravitz. Thats pretty fuckin' chill if you ask me. Yup... and you know what's awesome? They even make a chill ass name when they're all fused: Lenny Fonz, the Legend. He'll go chill adventures to calm people down who aren't chill. That would be his main job, to chill people out. This whole conversation reminded me of this episode of Pimp My Ride, at 16:01.
pimp+my+ride+volkswagen+bus
Lol I really wish i had one of those signs when i get a car, that would be epic. Well I gotta be up early tomorrow, so I think I'm gonna stop at 3rd and wait for a sac fly. In other words, I'm out, man. Later.
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