So There's This Girl...

Hey Daddy-O, Rubes McGee here, just havin' some pop and dancing to a good record.... that new Elvis song sure is swell, Mary Jane! Haha, what's up my damies....I'ma sign yo pitty on the runny kine.... lulz! I'm in a good mood as one can assume. But NEVER assume, cuz than you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'... put 'em all together and what do you get? Ha... wanna know why I'm in such a good mood? Of course you do! so I'll go ahead and ejamacate ya'll youngins on why I seem so happy...

So there's a girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. I really like her. She's freakin' awesome... she's into the same type of music I am, she went to my high school, and she really likes me too. There's only one problem with this whole thing: Europe.

"But wait a minute, Rubers, what does that continent have to do with your relationship to this girl?"

"Well, random voice with nothing to attribute to, my trip to Europe early next year kinda messes up a potential relationship with this girl that I'm interested in."

"Oh I see, and btw I resent being called a random voice, I have feelings too, and my name is Fred!"

"I'm sorry, Freddie old pal."

"It's cool, Rubes... tubes, boobs, cubes.... sounds like you're dealing with some continental cock blockage, my friend. Sucks."

"Word to Big Bird. Big Bird is yellow."

So yeah, that's my dilemma, as explained as a dialogue between me and some dude named Fred. I like her, alot. On the contrary, it would suck if we got together but then had to not see each other for 4 months... would be no bueno, homes. But I really like her man, so I hope things can work out.

The coolest nigga, what, the coolest nigga what... I'm feeling exceptionally random today. I'm hanging out with her again tomorrow... that's gonna be a lot of fun. We've hung out the past 2 days now, it's been real nice. We went to Union Square the other day and saw a couple of crackhead squirrels ;) and today we just chilled in the park by her house... I guess parks are our thing, now.

We met in high school, way back, when i had the red and black lumberjack, with the hat to match... haha. She was a year behind me in school. We talked here and there but didn't get too close until recently. I really feel something special wit her.. hopefully things work out for the best, like I said before. Well, it's 2 am, and I REALLY hope you know where your children are. I'm bouncing for the night, but before I go I'll leave you guys with a funny pick up line... well, its more like a pick up strategy....

Guy: Hey, how's it goin'? Can we talk for a minute?

Girl: I'm sorry, but I have a boyfriend.

Guy: Oh, really, when I was little I had a pet goldfish.

Girl: Why did you just say that?

Guy: Well, you mentioned your boyfriend, so I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

ZING!

Lol.... that little piece was compliments of DJ Illen.. later.