Read Two Of These, And Call Me In The Morning

Hey guys, time to fill you in on the last couple of days... I missed writing last night and felt really guilty, like I was neglecting my new born infant child baby son. But hey kids, Poppa Rubes is back, and since I missed yesterday I'll try to pack both days' stories into one ginourmous post =). Before I get into the whole thing, let me just say one thing: I hate Twitter. "Why," do you ask? It's the most useless waste of time on the Internet. I mean I do have a Twitter, I tried it out, but i think its pointless.... in previous words used by yours truly, "It's like having a Facebook status without a Facebook!" The only remotely cool thing about Twitter is that you can link up your "Tweets" to other sites, like say if I wanted to I could link my Twitter to this page. But I don't really care for Twitter, so you won't be seeing any status messages here... but yeah, moving on...

Yesterday I had a blast at my guitar class. Hey that rhymed, I had a BLAST at my guitar CLASS... ha...but yeah it was a lot of fun. We basically reviewed all the chords and strumming techniques we learned as well as the songs we learned in the later classes. It all ended with a bang as we played Sweet Child Of Mine for a few teachers in the lounge. But WAIT! I didn't mention my favorite part... I saved it for last, and here it is: I played my original songs for my guitar class, and they loved them both! My guitar teacher even recommended that I sign up for the open mic that's affiliated with the school =D. I got very positive vibes from that class, I wish i could enroll in the next class, but with school and a possible new job coming up it's not very practical. I'm thinking of taking another class on Western Guitarism next summer. I'm gonna be practicing every day until then though, and probably by a solid body electric guitar by the end of next summer.

So that was part 1 of the 2 part saga that is this post... and it's a lot shorter than I though it would be >_<(TWSS). So here's the sequel:










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So I went to Splish Splash today with my cousin and an old friend of his. Ah, Splish Splash... the Tri-State Area's main cess pool. Jk, I love Splish Splash... they had a new ride, it was pretty cool. We spent most of the day there... then had a nice relaxing car ride home, or at least to Queens, for me. I ended up going to St. John's and hanging out with one of the 4 people in the world that I call my best friends... I haven't mentioned her yet on the blog, so lets just call her Maria for now. I've known Maria for most of my life and we've been through the same schools from kindergarten to college... totally not making that up. People who know me probably can figure out who Maria is now from the description, but oh well, for those who still don't know, I believe in anonymity on the blog, so i guess you're assed out. So we did what we usually do when we chill: eat, walk around, and talk about life. You know, now that I think about it, today was kind of uneventful, not much to say about it really. Eh this post wasn't so great... I'm slackin', homes.... but hey, I could still end it on a good note. I'll leave you guys with a funny story on facebook....

As my status, I put "It ain't summer until you spend a day at Splish Splash." A friend of mine asked me "What's Splish Splash?" I replied with this:

"Splish Splash is a rare form of the AIDS/HIV virus in which splashing around in water can cause severe damage to the brain cells, I didn't want to tell anyone that I had it, but now that Jason said it already, i guess the cats out of the bag. And wont the cat is out, he doesn't go back in..... it's Science."

Lmao... I'm praying for a cure. Until then, may the force be with you.....nigga.