Rosetta Stone, Smh.../ Parenthood

Yup, it's one of those nights, folks... one of those nights that I don't have a fucking clue what to write about. I'm listening to me and my cousin's favorite Eminem freestyle, featuring Proof.... it's 7 minutes long, and we memorized the whole thing in its entirety. I don't even know what it's called, on my iPhone the title for it is "7 Minute Freestyle." How creative.. ha. OH! I have something to write about...

Fuck Rosetta Stone, man... that shit is a pain in the ass. I tried to install a language disc on my computer, and I got an error message, upon which after clicking the error message, the whole Rosetta Stone program closes. This happens every time. I emailed Rosetta Stone tech support, and they said to uninstall my audio software because it was causing the speech engine on the language disc to crash. Then they said to try ad run Rosetta Stone after that. Now not only does Rosetta Stone STILL not work, but now I have no sound in my laptop. Omg. Wtf. Fml. Bbq(?). Now I have to find my drivers that came with the laptop to reinstall the sound driver, which I know is a fucking task in itself...than I have to see what other random shit the Rosetta Stone tech guys tell me to do... if it sounds sketchy then i won't follow their instructions, cuz I had a feeling uninstalling the sound capabilities on my comp was not a good idea, but I went against my gut feeling, and look where that got me.

It's now Friday... I put this one on hold through the night, I felt like it was too short and didn't wanna post it yet. I feel a random thought coming... I wonder how being a parent is gonna be like. Like, I can't imagine how it is to be a Dad, to have to raise somebody. I def want kids when I'm older, but idk how I will manage. Like, will I be a cool Dad, or an over the top Dad, a hard ass Dad, and overprotective Dad.. idk. I think I'll be a cool one, but if I have to I'll be a hard ass, cuz if you're cool all the time then the kids will think they can get away with anything. Ha, and I'm def teaching my kids Spanish as well as English, and if their mom is of another culture then they're gonna learn that language too. I want my kids to be diversified (if that's a real word, lulz). I'm gonna let my kids be what they want to be when they grow up, like my parents did for me. Unless they come up to me and say "Daddy, I want to be a drug kingpin!" Lmao. That's the only exception to my "be what you want to be" policy. And since I'm gonna be rich when I'm older =), I'll take me and my fam around the world to see sights. I wanna hit up all the cool places, like all the nice cities in Europe, the Caribbean, and def Tokyo, Japan. And there's no doubt that we're going to visit Puerto Rico, more than once... unlike me, who hasn't been since I was a toddler >_<. I swear I really want to meet my family in PR. I just want to be fluent in Spanish 1st. I don't wanna be the family gringo, lol. That sounds like a name for a Mexican-American family restaurant, "The Family Gringo." Haha. Well, back to the topic... I really would love to get a nice big house for my family somewhere. I used to not want to leave NYC, but fuck that, sir... There's a world outside the city, as hard as that is to believe for New Yorkers. Maybe I'll get a nice house with a huge back yard in Pennsylvania, or Virginia, or maybe Cali. Cali would be really cool.... or maybe Florida, i love me some Florida... I mean if i had to stay in NYC and raise a family, I would do it in Queens. That's really my fave borough to be.. it's so nice over there. Only bad part is you need a car to get around most places outside the city... but I'm sure I'll have my license and a car by then. Yeah, I'm 19 and I dont have my license, smh... but then again I don't really have a car to drive, so it's not very practical to have one yet. I plan to get my license no later than next summer, though. Only cuz my permit expires when i turn 21... so I kinda have to learn before then, or else go through the whole permit process again, which is a pain in the ass and a half. Well I shall retire for the day... and come back out of retirement later, like Brett Favre. Haha.. had to throw that in there somehow. Peace.